I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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