Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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