WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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