Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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