dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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