If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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