What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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