It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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