Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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