last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Randomize
