I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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