i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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