I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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