For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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