Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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