How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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