Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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