your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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