I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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