Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
