I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
