We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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