Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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