Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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