this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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