Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
this will be a night to untag.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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