dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
