Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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