puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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