Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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