summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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