Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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