I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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