honey bunches of taint.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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