she looked like the bat from fern gully.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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