she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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