You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
