xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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