I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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