At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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