My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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