I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
