i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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