when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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