why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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