I must be too annoying 4 u.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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