READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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