perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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