actually, I'm a sock model
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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