Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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