Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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