Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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