i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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