did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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