scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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